YET ANOTHER REASON FOR PREFERRING McCAIN OVER MITT ROMNEY

In Apex, North Carolina, 30 sheep were found living in the home of David Watts last year (no joke). On Tuesday, court officials announced that charges of animal cruelty against Mr. Watts had finally been dropped, when it was confirmed that Watts was in fact a Mormon who had been married to at least 12 of the sheep for the past 8 years.