PAKISTAN WINS THE GOLD

In a surprise victory at the recently concluded Olympics in Beijing, Pakistan took the gold medal in the Suicide Bomber Fatality competition, outkilling both Iraq and Afghanistan by a wide margin. An ecstatic Khohori el Yahib, a member of the Pakistani team, told reporters that "we always knew we could do it. We have the guts, we have the cause, we have the........"
BOOM!!!!!
Funeral arrangements for Yahib and his teammates will be announced on Monday