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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED, BARACK

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - In a sharp turnaround, Republican John McCain has opened a 5-point lead on Democrat Barack Obama in the U.S. presidential race, according to a Reuters/Zogby poll released today (no joke). In the words of pollster John Zogby, who is McCain's brother-in-law and owes him $17,000, "This race is over. Did you hear me? It's OVAH! We project that McCain will have a double-digit lead by September 1st. And once the news gets out about McCain rescuing a small blind boy named Timmy who fell on the tracks in front of a speeding Amtrak train last week, Obama will undoubtedly concede."

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