IS THAT RED INK OR BLOOD ON YOUR TERM PAPER, DEAR?
HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, in what experts say appears to be a first in the United States (no joke). Randall Haskins, Houston's school superintendent, emphasized that teachers will be instructed to "shoot to wound, not to kill." Texas has some of the largest class sizes in the country, averaging over 40 students per classroom in some areas, and it is hoped that the use of firearms will reduce this average to a more manageable number. Only students who are likely to benefit from home-schooling will be shot, according to Haskins. "We want to be fair. Nobody is going to be shot just because a teacher doesn't like them. On the other hand, I would encourage students not to go out of their way to piss off any of our faculty this year. Use some common sense, boys and girls."
HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, in what experts say appears to be a first in the United States (no joke). Randall Haskins, Houston's school superintendent, emphasized that teachers will be instructed to "shoot to wound, not to kill." Texas has some of the largest class sizes in the country, averaging over 40 students per classroom in some areas, and it is hoped that the use of firearms will reduce this average to a more manageable number. Only students who are likely to benefit from home-schooling will be shot, according to Haskins. "We want to be fair. Nobody is going to be shot just because a teacher doesn't like them. On the other hand, I would encourage students not to go out of their way to piss off any of our faculty this year. Use some common sense, boys and girls."
posted by Mike | 8:02 PM
2 Comments:
Why wasn't this law around when Dubya was growing up?
Alex
...you are assuming Dubya actually attended school.
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