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Friday, May 23, 2008

McCAIN/REAGAN IN 2008?

(Associated Press) In a not-so-subtle attempt to divert attention from his own age, John McCain named former President Ronald Reagan as his running mate for the 2008 Presidential race. "Mr. Reagan is 97," the Senator announced at a press conference yesterday in Topeka, Kansas. "He's a quarter-century older than I am, and he's still as sharp as a tack. For the love of God, let's stop talking about how old I am. It's a non-issue."

When informed by reporters that Reagan had died in 2004, McCain responded with outrage, claiming that Barack Obama was the murderer. He then became distracted by a Monarch butterfly that had been fluttering around the room, and pursued it into the parking lot.

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