POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BE DAMNED: GRIN LOVES A GOOD FIGHT

NEW YORK - Israel's ambassador to the United Nations on Thursday called former President Jimmy Carter "a bigot" for meeting with the leader of the militant Hamas movement in Syria (no joke). In response, Carter called the ambassador "a cuspidor overflowing with steaming monkey poop." Not to be outdone, the ambassador characterized the former President as a "maggot-infested slab of rhinoceros genitalia that has been festering in the putrid left armpit of Yasser Arafat's corpse."

The winner, on points (no knockdowns were recorded): the Israeli ambassador.