QUAHOG WISDOM
A 405-year-old quahog clam was found living off the coast of Iceland last year (no joke). When asked to share the secret of its longevity, "Skippy the Clam" replied, "I've never smoked, I exercise regularly by moving at least an inch per week, and I spend two hours every day trying to figure out what my private parts look like. It keeps the mind sharp."
A 405-year-old quahog clam was found living off the coast of Iceland last year (no joke). When asked to share the secret of its longevity, "Skippy the Clam" replied, "I've never smoked, I exercise regularly by moving at least an inch per week, and I spend two hours every day trying to figure out what my private parts look like. It keeps the mind sharp."
posted by Mike | 7:45 PM
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