TIGER, TIGER BURNING BRIGHT
Following Tiger Woods' fifth consecutive tour victory on Sunday, PGA President Brian Whitcomb announced the cancellation of the remainder of the 2008 PGA season, including the Masters, the U.S. Open, and the PGA Championship. In a hastily arranged press conference, Whitcomb's voice choked with emotion as he lamented, "What's the use? I mean, what's the f***king use? Tiger is so much better than the rest of us. We're all so depressed. What in the hell am I going to do for a living now? Vijay Singh won't even come out of the bathroom, he's so demoralized. And I found Phil Mickelson sitting naked in a sand trap on Sunday night, crying like a baby. It's a damn shame. It's an honest-to-God damn shame."
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You are King during this show. I love your performances and have filled the room with unrestrained laughter during your jokes! I don't think you know me, but I believe you appreciate my laughter. This year in Boston will be my final OBTC. I do hope you are part of the show. I am using this medium since I don't know how to reach you. carolegparker
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