.....AND THE SENATE CHOIR WILL SING ONE HELL OF AN "AVE MARIA"

In the wake of the Elliot Spitzer prostitution scandal, a bipartisan Congressional Committee headed by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has called for the neutering of all male elected officials in the United States. In an address to the American Veterinary Society in Phoenix on Friday, Pelosi proclaimed that "It is time we looked to the medical community for leadership as we grapple with the plague of Politicus Erectus. If a snip or two at the hot pockets is good enough for my Yorkshire Terrier, then it should be good enough for Ted Kennedy. Let's find out how many of the boys will want to run for office in 2009!"