SPITZER'S FUTURE: IT'S NOT OVER 'TIL IT'S OVER

(Associated Press) On Tuesday the Obama campaign publicly ruled out Elliot Spitzer as a potential running mate for the Illinois Senator. However, a spokesperson for Hillary Clinton said that no decision has been made on whether the disgraced New York governor will remain in consideration for the VP spot on the Clinton ticket. According to a source close to the Senator, "Hillary wants to kick Spitzer's ass all the way to a whorehouse in Bangkok, but Bill is cautioning her not to act too hastily."