FOAMING AT THE MOUTH? CLINTON ACCUSATIONS GROW IN INTENSITY

(Associated Press) Seething with a vehemence heretofore unseen in the Democratic Presidential campaign, Hillary Clinton claimed yesterday that Barack Obama was guilty of plagiarizing himself in his public addresses. Clinton maintained that Obama used the phrase "Yes We Can" in three different speeches in Texas last week. "Has the man NO shame?" Clinton screamed at a group of reporters at a campaign stop in Abilene. "Or perhaps his brain is just deteriorating from all the lying he's been doing lately," Clinton wondered aloud. "Do you really want to send a crazy man to the Oval Office? DO YOU? DO YOU? Answer me, dammit!!! Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!!!"

Senator Clinton calmed down soon after being hit in the rear end by a tranquilizing dart fired by her personal physician. Aides indicate that she should be ready to resume public appearances by late Monday afternoon.