A PRESIDENT'S GOTTA DO A WHAT A PRESIDENT'S GOTTA DO
In a press conference late Wednesday afternoon, a spokesman for the University of Michigan football team denied that head coach Lloyd Carr will be leaving the school at the end of the week to accept a position as linebacker coach with the Baghdad Bandoliers of the Axis of Evil Football Conference. However, officials acknowledged that, following the Wolverines' stunning loss to Appalachian State last Saturday, the President of the University of Michigan "beat the living %@!# out of Coach Carr with a tree branch."
In a press conference late Wednesday afternoon, a spokesman for the University of Michigan football team denied that head coach Lloyd Carr will be leaving the school at the end of the week to accept a position as linebacker coach with the Baghdad Bandoliers of the Axis of Evil Football Conference. However, officials acknowledged that, following the Wolverines' stunning loss to Appalachian State last Saturday, the President of the University of Michigan "beat the living %@!# out of Coach Carr with a tree branch."
posted by Mike | 9:06 PM
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Actually it was a dead wolverine carcass that she used.
Some folks here in Ann Arbor think it is Bo's ghost jinxing the team. Apparently he and Woody Hayes are now in cahoots in the afterlife.
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