NOT SO FAST, BARACK!

It was reported yesterday that Rudy Giuliani's 17-year-old daughter might actually support Barack Obama for President rather than her own father (no joke). The joy of this news for the Obama campaign was short-lived, however, when Obama's wife revealed that she was endorsing legendary cartoon character Foghorn Leghorn for the Democratic nomination. "I'm a Rooster Booster," claimed Mrs. Obama in a speech to the Iowa Chicken Caucus.