BITING THE BURGER THAT FEEDS YOU?

McDonald's, the fast-food colossus, has dropped the rap music artist Twista from its summer concert series, stating that it does "not condone or perpetuate derogatory language" in "artistic expression" (no joke).

The action followed a performance by Twista in Bayonne, New Jersey in which he slyly inserted the following lyrics into his version of "Moon River," the song made famous by Andy Williams:

"I be Twista,
I eat no Big Mac;
I be Twista,
Don't want no heart attack"