WHEN I AM A KING......
........people will need a state-issued license to use a cell phone in public, just as they need a permit to drive a car. I just rode an Amtrak train from Washington, DC to New Haven, and during the trip I experienced vivid fantasies of smothering a woman who was sitting three rows behind me. My plan was to hold her head down between the seat cushions until her body stopped wriggling. I was then going to donate her cell phone to charity. I don't think this makes me a bad person.
The first class session in my Cell-Phone Training School course will focus on the difference between talking softly into the receiver and SCREAMING AT THE PHONE LIKE SOME F---KING MORON!
Thanks. I feel a lot better.
........people will need a state-issued license to use a cell phone in public, just as they need a permit to drive a car. I just rode an Amtrak train from Washington, DC to New Haven, and during the trip I experienced vivid fantasies of smothering a woman who was sitting three rows behind me. My plan was to hold her head down between the seat cushions until her body stopped wriggling. I was then going to donate her cell phone to charity. I don't think this makes me a bad person.
The first class session in my Cell-Phone Training School course will focus on the difference between talking softly into the receiver and SCREAMING AT THE PHONE LIKE SOME F---KING MORON!
Thanks. I feel a lot better.
posted by Mike | 3:42 PM
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I have resolved not to use my cell phone on the bus, except in cases of necessity, because I want to hit other people when they do it.
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