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Friday, June 22, 2007

ANGELINA JOLIE: BEYOND ADOPTIONS

In a press conference today at the Mayo Clinic, actress and human-rights activist Angelina Jolie announced that she will allow doctors to extract stem cells from her bee-stung lips, which will then be implanted in thin-lipped Scandinavian babies from poor families.

The Bush administration has threatened to obtain a court injunction banning the operation, scheduled for June 25th, but First Lady Laura Bush is apparently lobbying her husband not to intervene.

In a related story, tabloid favorite Pamela Anderson has cancelled her appearance next week at the 42nd Annual Small Bosom Convention in Lake Placid, New York, after she was informed by physicians that silicone does not contain stem cells.

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