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Thursday, May 24, 2007

OUR TROOPS ARE FINALLY COMING HOME!

President Bush stunned reporters on Thursday afternoon when he announced that all U.S. troops will be withdrawn from Iraq by December 31st, 2007. According to the President, "Given the current rate of suicide bombings in Iraq, it's virtually certain that every Iraqi will be dead by the end of November. What's the point of sticking around after that happens? I mean, it was fun while it lasted, but it's time to move on to other challenges."

U.S. soldiers currently in Iraq will be deployed in January, 2008 to the border between the United States and Mexico, where they will form a human chain to enforce immigration laws.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What laws????

5:33 PM  

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