WHY WE ALL LOVE SOCIAL SCIENCE

The U.S. Department of Agriculture has replaced the word "hunger" with the phrase "very low food security" in its latest annual report (no joke). The reason, according to a USDA sociologist, is that "hunger" is not a scientifically quantifiable term.

Following suit, the National Institutes of Health will no longer use the word "horny" in its publications to describe sexual arousal. Instead, the phrase "loins carbonation" will be employed.

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