WHEN I AM KING.....

.....individuals who announce their candidacy for President of the United States prior to the year in which the election is held will be shot. Individuals who are coy about their Presidential ambitions will be shot twice. And anyone who says that he or she is running in order to "return the government to the people" will be taken to the tallest building in town and thrown off the roof. The people will be waiting on the sidewalk.

That should do it.