SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE: # 63 IN A SERIES
The number of individuals who've died in Indonesia during the most recent outbreak of bird flu has reached 45, according to health officials. In contrast, the number of chickens who've been killed in the most recent outbreak of "Chicken Noodle Soup Frenzy" in that country is now over 17,500, according to CAN, the Chicken Advocacy Network.
"Until they stop killing our brother and sisters, we plan to infect every Indonesian we can get our beaks on," proclaimed Priscilla "Red Eye" Pullet, CAN's Minister of Defense. "This is war. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid, you soup-slurping mothercluckers!"
The number of individuals who've died in Indonesia during the most recent outbreak of bird flu has reached 45, according to health officials. In contrast, the number of chickens who've been killed in the most recent outbreak of "Chicken Noodle Soup Frenzy" in that country is now over 17,500, according to CAN, the Chicken Advocacy Network.
"Until they stop killing our brother and sisters, we plan to infect every Indonesian we can get our beaks on," proclaimed Priscilla "Red Eye" Pullet, CAN's Minister of Defense. "This is war. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid, you soup-slurping mothercluckers!"
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