GOD TO STEP DOWN; WHO WILL STEP UP?
God plans to retire in 2011, according to a Newsweek article published on Monday. In a written statement, the Supreme Being, who has served as Ruler of the Universe since the Creation, indicated a desire to spend more time with His family (wife Yolanda, son Crandor, daughter Phlomenton) at their vacation home in the Maldive Islands. Among those mentioned as possible successors to the Almighty One are Mohammed, Joe Torre, Colin Powell, and She-Ra.
God plans to retire in 2011, according to a Newsweek article published on Monday. In a written statement, the Supreme Being, who has served as Ruler of the Universe since the Creation, indicated a desire to spend more time with His family (wife Yolanda, son Crandor, daughter Phlomenton) at their vacation home in the Maldive Islands. Among those mentioned as possible successors to the Almighty One are Mohammed, Joe Torre, Colin Powell, and She-Ra.
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