PHELPS EXPRESSES REMORSE.....SORT OF.....

Olympic superstar Michael Phelps has confirmed the authenticity of a photo showing him smoking marijuana last year, stating that "I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again" (no joke). When asked by reporters to elaborate on his promise, Phelps avowed, "I will never let myself be photographed again while I'm smoking pot, snorting coke, injecting heroin, or doing ecstasy. I've learned my lesson."