POWER OUTAGE A GODSEND IN MICHIGAN
DETROIT – Winds gusting to more than 60 mph knocked out power to about 413,000 Michigan homes and businesses on Sunday (no joke). Residents affected by the blackout expressed relief and even joy, as they were spared the pain of having to watch the wretched Detroit Lions lose their 16th game of the NFL season on TV. "Thank God for bad weather," exclaimed Flint resident Izzy Parbutti. "I hate that team; I absolutely HATE them. I was able to do something a lot more fun this afternoon: I gave myself an enema."
DETROIT – Winds gusting to more than 60 mph knocked out power to about 413,000 Michigan homes and businesses on Sunday (no joke). Residents affected by the blackout expressed relief and even joy, as they were spared the pain of having to watch the wretched Detroit Lions lose their 16th game of the NFL season on TV. "Thank God for bad weather," exclaimed Flint resident Izzy Parbutti. "I hate that team; I absolutely HATE them. I was able to do something a lot more fun this afternoon: I gave myself an enema."
posted by Mike | 10:00 PM
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