MINNESOTA ELECTION SOON TO BE IN GOD'S HANDS?
Officials trying to determine who won the U.S. Senate race in Minnesota have recessed until the end of the year. Unofficial counts show Al Franken, a Democrat, leading Republican incumbent Senator Norm Coleman by less than 50 votes out of more than 2.4 million ballots cast (no joke). In a press conference on Tuesday, Minnesota Elections Commissioner Ervin Kirby indicated that the Commission plans to ask God who won the race. "God is all-knowing, right? And God never lies, right? So why not ask Him?"
The Supreme Being is currently vacationing with the Holy Ghost on the coast of Spain until January 5th, according to Celestial officials. God's Press Secretary noted that the Commission needs to submit its request in writing.
Officials trying to determine who won the U.S. Senate race in Minnesota have recessed until the end of the year. Unofficial counts show Al Franken, a Democrat, leading Republican incumbent Senator Norm Coleman by less than 50 votes out of more than 2.4 million ballots cast (no joke). In a press conference on Tuesday, Minnesota Elections Commissioner Ervin Kirby indicated that the Commission plans to ask God who won the race. "God is all-knowing, right? And God never lies, right? So why not ask Him?"
The Supreme Being is currently vacationing with the Holy Ghost on the coast of Spain until January 5th, according to Celestial officials. God's Press Secretary noted that the Commission needs to submit its request in writing.
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