O. J. CONFESSES: "I DID IT FOR PLAXICO!"
In an exclusive interview with USA Today, O. J. Simpson claimed that he committed armed robbery so he could share a jail cell with New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress. "Plaxico is the only man I know who has a more kick-ass first name than I got. It will be an honor to be incarcerated with him. With me, him, and my Main Man Michael Vick playing on the same team, we're going to do some serious damage in the Prison League. I've still got a few moves left in me. Here, look at this!"
Mr. Simpson is currently resting comfortably in the prison infirmary with a dislocated hip.
In an exclusive interview with USA Today, O. J. Simpson claimed that he committed armed robbery so he could share a jail cell with New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress. "Plaxico is the only man I know who has a more kick-ass first name than I got. It will be an honor to be incarcerated with him. With me, him, and my Main Man Michael Vick playing on the same team, we're going to do some serious damage in the Prison League. I've still got a few moves left in me. Here, look at this!"
Mr. Simpson is currently resting comfortably in the prison infirmary with a dislocated hip.
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