WHO WAS THAT MASKED WOMAN?

(Associated Press) Dressed in combat fatigues and wielding a machete, Hillary Clinton vowed on Sunday to take her Presidential campaign underground, "into the tunnels and sewer systems of America. From there I will emerge when my opponent least expects it, giving speeches that will churn the blood of superdelegates, who will rise on my behalf at the Democratic National Convention. Vive Clinton!! Vive Clinton!! Vive Clinton!! Yi-yi-yi-yi!!" The Senator from New York then jumped from the podium and sprinted into the forest.