WALGREEN'S DOES THE RIGHT THING

Walgreen's has agreed to pay $24 million to settle a federal lawsuit charging the company with racial bias. The country's largest drugstore chain claims that it has done nothing wrong (no joke). When asked why they are paying $24 million to settle a case if they are innocent of any wrongdoing, Walgreen's CEO, Henderson Arspey-Trendle, responded, "It's money we had left over from underpaying our female employees for the past 25 years. It just seemed like the right thing to do."