CHRIS DODD: MAN OR MOUSE?

For the past week, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has been claiming that Presidential candidate Chris Dodd sports a head of hair that is primarily composed of white-mice droppings.

The Rumor Control Center at Grin has thoroughly investigated PETA's accusation, and at this point in time can neither confirm nor disprove its validity. As new evidence comes in, we will keep readers posted.