HELP ME DO THE RIGHT THING
This morning, as I walked across the university campus where I teach, a female student was striding in front of me. She was wearing a tight pair of gym shorts with the word "CHEER!" emblazoned in big letters across her backside.
I'm never sure of what passes for proper etiquette in these situations. Am I supposed to shout:
"GIMME AN A!
GIMME AN S!
GIMME ANOTHER S!
WHADDYA GOT.....?"
Or would that have been considered out of line? I could really use some help with this, in case I see her again tomorrow. Thanks.
This morning, as I walked across the university campus where I teach, a female student was striding in front of me. She was wearing a tight pair of gym shorts with the word "CHEER!" emblazoned in big letters across her backside.
I'm never sure of what passes for proper etiquette in these situations. Am I supposed to shout:
"GIMME AN A!
GIMME AN S!
GIMME ANOTHER S!
WHADDYA GOT.....?"
Or would that have been considered out of line? I could really use some help with this, in case I see her again tomorrow. Thanks.
2 Comments:
If you are tenured you can say virtually anything- unless she is the Chairman of the Board's daughter!
If non-tenured , it is best to keep things to yourself.
Alex
(P.S. Welcome Back to campus!!!)
I get confused about exposed bra straps. Once an embarrassment, they are now fashion statements. I missed that memo.
Is it appropriate to compliment someone on a particularly spiffy pair of bra straps?
Is this meant to draw men's eyes up to her shoulders?
Confused,
Dave
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