THE WAR OF WORDS IN THE MIDDLE EAST
Representatives of Hezbellah announced today that they will continue to launch missiles, lawn darts, and heavily spiced spitballs at Israel until reporters stop spelling their name incorrectly. "It's not 'Hezbellah' or 'Hezbollah' or 'Hizbollah' or 'Hizbellah' or 'Hersbelowhoohah', proclaimed Habib "Shecky" Al-Kafir, Hezbellah's Deputy Prime Minister of Communications and Corporate Catering. "The correct spelling is 'Hurtzbeauboobalah'. Is that really so hard to remember? Jeez!"
In a related story, by a vote of 412 to 78, the Hamas Supreme Council decided yesterday to change its name to "Hummus". "We're going to appeal directly to the vegetarian-suicide-bomber demographic," asserted Maazeri "Big Ben" Bin-laden, Assistant Commissioner of Land Mines, Barbed-Wire Foot Gougers, and Pointy Piercing Thingies. "Terrorism isn't just for carnivores anymore."
Representatives of Hezbellah announced today that they will continue to launch missiles, lawn darts, and heavily spiced spitballs at Israel until reporters stop spelling their name incorrectly. "It's not 'Hezbellah' or 'Hezbollah' or 'Hizbollah' or 'Hizbellah' or 'Hersbelowhoohah', proclaimed Habib "Shecky" Al-Kafir, Hezbellah's Deputy Prime Minister of Communications and Corporate Catering. "The correct spelling is 'Hurtzbeauboobalah'. Is that really so hard to remember? Jeez!"
In a related story, by a vote of 412 to 78, the Hamas Supreme Council decided yesterday to change its name to "Hummus". "We're going to appeal directly to the vegetarian-suicide-bomber demographic," asserted Maazeri "Big Ben" Bin-laden, Assistant Commissioner of Land Mines, Barbed-Wire Foot Gougers, and Pointy Piercing Thingies. "Terrorism isn't just for carnivores anymore."
posted by Mike | 7:39 PM
1 Comments:
It's not the terrible spelling that gets their BVD's in an uproar, it's putting the wrong emfasis on the wrong sillaable! Glad I could be of assistance! Pebbles
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