WHAT PRICE DRYNESS?

I heard a radio ad today for botox treatments for excessive underarm perspiration. The side effects include "bleeding at the injection site" and "non-underarm perspiration."

Well, that's just great. There's nothing sexier than blood-soaked armpits and little pools of sweat on the top of one's head. Yep, that's the person I'd try to get to know better at a singles bar.

I prefer my grandmother's remedy: duct-tape cotton balls to each armpit, and change them once a week. Don't pull slowly when removing the tape.