CHINA LAUNCHES BIGGEST RECALL IN HUMAN HISTORY
As if things weren't bad enough already, China's reputation in the manufacturing arena took another hit yesterday when the Chinese government announced that every Chinese baby born between January 1, 2005 and August 16, 2007 is being recalled. According to Public Ministry spokesman Mao "Skippy" Chang-Wow, "It has come to our attention that, due to a defect in the cerebral wiring template of some of these children, there is a possibility that they could score less than 780 on the Quantitative section of the SAT. We plan to check the template of every recalled child, and offer replacement babies when necessary."
The babies that are replaced will not be abandoned, but will be sold to MTV and trained as hosts for the network's Spring Break in Cancun series.
As if things weren't bad enough already, China's reputation in the manufacturing arena took another hit yesterday when the Chinese government announced that every Chinese baby born between January 1, 2005 and August 16, 2007 is being recalled. According to Public Ministry spokesman Mao "Skippy" Chang-Wow, "It has come to our attention that, due to a defect in the cerebral wiring template of some of these children, there is a possibility that they could score less than 780 on the Quantitative section of the SAT. We plan to check the template of every recalled child, and offer replacement babies when necessary."
The babies that are replaced will not be abandoned, but will be sold to MTV and trained as hosts for the network's Spring Break in Cancun series.
posted by Mike | 12:56 PM
2 Comments:
They could always emigrate to the US run for Miss Teen USA.
Alex
All the babies are boys.
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