IF FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT COULD DO IT, WHY NOT GEORGE W. BUSH?

I was on the verge of not blogging tonight due to the absence of anything funny happening in the world. Then I saw that President Bush had cited the Viet Nam war in making his case for pursuing the Administration's current strategy in Iraq. Thank you, Mr. President. You may be our nation's nightmare, but you are a satirist's dream come true.

Please run for a third term.