BY POPULAR DEMAND, BUT READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
A number of Grin readers have asked me to comment on L'Affair de Congressman Mark Foley. I'm truly sorry, but I just cannot bring myself to shoot fish in a barrel. And this is a very big fish flopping around in a very small barrel. Furthermore,
I believe....I mean, it's my steadfast opinion that....oh, what the hell:
"There was a legislator named Foley,
Whose longings were quite unholy.
When he pursued a Senate page,
He generated much outrage,
And now he plays with himself solely."
Aren't you sorry you asked?
A number of Grin readers have asked me to comment on L'Affair de Congressman Mark Foley. I'm truly sorry, but I just cannot bring myself to shoot fish in a barrel. And this is a very big fish flopping around in a very small barrel. Furthermore,
I believe....I mean, it's my steadfast opinion that....oh, what the hell:
"There was a legislator named Foley,
Whose longings were quite unholy.
When he pursued a Senate page,
He generated much outrage,
And now he plays with himself solely."
Aren't you sorry you asked?
posted by Mike | 9:48 PM
3 Comments:
Alright Mike... can you do one about the girl from Nantucket next?
Alex
You really DO want me to get fired from my day job, don't you, Alex?
Nothign could be further from my mind. If you left, who would I bother when I needed to stretch my legs walking down the hall???
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