THE END IS NEAR, AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GLOBAL WARMING
I now encounter adults who use the word "like" to fill up empty spaces in their sentences with the same frequency that gum-popping, twinkle-brained teenagers do.
Prediction: by 2025, individuals who can compose a coherent written paragraph and speak without embarrassing themselves will be found mainly in zoos and other protected environments.
You think I'm kidding?
posted by Mike | 8:50 PM
2 Comments:
I resent that you would say that I'm um, like, you know, whatever.. an adult!!!
Like, oh my God! I can't believe you said that. Whatev.
Quoted from a recent college graduate.
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