FIRST LADY, NRA ON THE SAME PAGE......ALMOST

"Get thee to a spelling bee" was the sentiment of many rank-and-file members of the National Rifle Association on Wednesday, when NRA President Ronald Schmeits said that Michelle Obama had committed herself unequivocally to the "right to bear arms" in a recent speech. However, what the First Lady had actually committed herself to in an address to the International Fashion Designers Council in Paris was the "right to bare arms." In response, Mr. Schmeits claimed that words that sound alike should mean the same thing.