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Saturday, February 20, 2010

DEMOCRATS SHIFT FOCUS, PREDICT VICTORY

In a press conference on Saturday afternoon, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and his House counterpart, Nancy Pelosi, announced that "health care reform is just too darned hard" and that they were giving up. Reid said that "we are going to refocus our efforts on getting speed bumps installed in the parking lot of a Veterans Administration hospital in Topeka, Kansas. That's something we might actually be able to accomplish."

Republican Senators and Representatives pledged to fight the speed-bump initiative "until we breathe our last breath."

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello. Great job. I did not expect this on a Wednesday. This is a great story. Thanks!

10:16 PM  

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