TOYOTA RECALLS EVERYTHING
"If you have purchased anything from us in the past decade, please bring it back for a full refund," Toyota CEO Akio Toyoda announced Sunday at a hastily called news conference in Tokyo. "As they like to say in the United States, 'We have screwed up big time'. Yesterday I was about to get into my Camry to drive to work when the car took off without me, accelerating to 70 mph before it hit a man selling sushi from a cart at the end of my street. Very bad. Very, very bad. Now HE looks like sushi. Very bad. Very, very bad."
"If you have purchased anything from us in the past decade, please bring it back for a full refund," Toyota CEO Akio Toyoda announced Sunday at a hastily called news conference in Tokyo. "As they like to say in the United States, 'We have screwed up big time'. Yesterday I was about to get into my Camry to drive to work when the car took off without me, accelerating to 70 mph before it hit a man selling sushi from a cart at the end of my street. Very bad. Very, very bad. Now HE looks like sushi. Very bad. Very, very bad."
posted by Mike | 12:18 PM
1 Comments:
Mike:
SHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I won't give up my car! Screw the Sushi sellers.
Assistant Professors can not afford to buy new cars every 10 years!
Alex
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